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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Infamous 'neutron lifetime puzzle' may finally have a solution — but it involves invisible atoms - Live Science

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

27 Celebrities Before And After Getting Cosmetic Work Done - BuzzFeed

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Pediatric flu deaths surge in Michigan: 'These are children' - The Detroit News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

No way

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Exclusive: Vivian Wilson Gave Us the Best Reaction to the Elon Musk-Trump Feud - Teen Vogue

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nintendo Switch 2 launch games: Every Switch 2 game available on day one - Video Games Chronicle

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Salmonella outbreak linked to California egg distributor sickens 79 people - NPR

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Save up to $357 off Apple’s most affordable 13-inch Space Black M4 iPad Pro today - 9to5Toys

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading